2018年 月球纳粹进攻地球
♪ They hold the people ♪
♪ Children of the Earth ♪
♪ The sentinels of the Holy Grail ♪
♪ The guardians of brave ♪
♪ Why must you always kill ♪
♪ And why must you die ♪
♪ Go ask your Lord to help you, God ♪
♪ And makes disasters ♪
♪ Spreading the disease ♪
♪ He produces deadly wars ♪
♪ Much easier than peace ♪
♪ He will choose misery ♪
♪ Against prosperity ♪
♪ And this is why you can't be free ♪
♪ Skies are your shepherd ♪
♪ How real is your blasphemy ♪
♪ Is there any future left ♪
♪ For this lost humanity ♪
♪ Whenever you touch beauty ♪
♪ It shatters in two degrees ♪
♪ And this is why you can't be free ♪
♪ Because of you, the world is dying ♪
♪ From the oceans to the mountain peaks ♪
♪ Mother Earth is renewing ♪
♪ Mother Earth is nowhere it needs to be ♪
♪ You're killers of the virus, the virus ♪
♪ And the cancer that should be banned ♪
♪ For the only way you can survive ♪
♪ Is to kill ♪
♪ [...] ♪
♪ You built your steel glass towers ♪
♪ Higher than the birds can fly ♪
♪ And there you breed and multiply ♪
♪ You procreate until you die ♪
♪ So listen, Homo sapiens ♪
♪ Here's the deal for you ♪
♪ So listen to what we got ♪
♪ And then go cry ♪
♪ We'll tear down your cities ♪
♪ We'll save you from deed ♪
♪ And clean out this planet Earth ♪
♪ From your misery ♪
♪ -You're just a plague, - you're just a plague ♪
♪ Evolution's] disgrace ♪
♪ While we are the cure in the common race ♪
♪ In the common race ♪
♪ [...] things that can't make you free ♪
♪ Make you free ♪
♪ We can now [...] ♪
♪ And let's make Earth great again ♪
我们熟知的世界终结于2018年 The world as we know it ended in 2018
当地球与月球纳粹之间的战争 when the war between Earth and moon Nazis
导致了核末日 culminated in nuclear Armageddon.
地球最后的幸存者 The last survivors from Earth
登上了唯一 boarded the only remaining craft
2047年
能星际旅行的飞船 capable of interplanetary travel,
宇宙圣女阿梅利亚号 Vestial Celestials Amelia,
来到月之暗面 and traveled to the dark side of the moon.
好消息是 人类找到了避难所 The good news is humanity found a refuge.
坏消息是 避难所是一座前月球纳粹基地 The bad news is it was in a former Nazi moon base.
“新月贝”月球基地 月球远端
他们要和前月球纳粹们挤在同一屋檐下 They were living side by side with former moon Nazis.
我叫欧比 我住在月之暗面 My name is Obi and I live on the dark side of the moon.
这开场白够酷炫吧 How's that for a fancy opening line?
我在这住了一辈子 I've lived here my whole life
和宇宙中最后的一千九百八十位人类一起 along with the last 1980 humans left in the universe
但事情没想象那么简单 or so we thought.
这是什么 What am I looking at?
一艘卵型飞船 女士 An oval ship, ma'am.
从地球飞来 On its way from Earth.
谁能把那玩意飞上天啊 How did someone get one of those things airborne?
地球上哪还有人能飞那玩意 Who's even left on Earth to get it airborne?
朝这里飞吗 It's heading here?
直奔降落区 Straight course for the landing dome.
舱门关着呢吧 The hatch is closed, right?
舱门 居然开了 The hatch is opening?
妈耶 门开了 It's opening, it's opening!
长官 我们收到了飞船上的超控信号 Sir, we are receiving an override signal from the craft.
关掉它啊 Well turn it off, shut it down!
我们关不掉它 That's not how override signals work.
我们得把人撤出去 We've gotta get people out of there.
撤离 封锁穹顶 Evacuate, seal the dome!
能查到是谁在船上吗 Anyway to tell who's on that ship?
女士 我们已经在所有通信频段呼叫过了 Ma'am, we have pinged every comm frequency we have.
他们有控制代码 If they have an override code,
说明他们一定来自这个基地 they must be from the base.
我不知道他们是谁或想要什么 We don't know who they are and what they want.
我不能让他们降落 I can't let them land.
那你想怎么办 妈妈 把他们打下来么 So what's the alternative, mom, shoot them down?
我绝不能让更多纳粹 The last thing we need is any more Nazis
回到这个基地 back on this station.
欧比 Obi!
拦住她 Stop her!
警告 降落区正在减压 Warning, pressure dropping in landing bay.
请立即撤离 Evacuate immediately.
已准备好开火 女士 We are ready to fire, ma'am.
你还好吗 Are you okay?
什么情况 What is this?
天哪 什么鬼 God, what the hell?
她往那边去了 She went over there!
这边 华盛顿小姐 站住 Maybe over here! Ms Washington, Stop!
欧比 怎么了 Obi, what's going on?
我们在逐步关闭区域吗 Are we shutting down section by section?
走开 别挡道 Move, move! Out of the way!
系统恢复了 We're up.
长官 我觉得她在机库 Sir, I think she's in the hangar.
什么 What?
哦不 Oh no.
停止射击计划 Abort fire!
好了 Okay.
开始吧 Here we go.
环境减压中 Evironment depressurized
请使用呼吸装置 Please use breathing devices.
什么鬼 What the hell?
什么 What?
她在干嘛 What is she doing?
她要救他们 She's going to save them.
叫上安保人员 Bring security.
叫上一大波 A lot of it.
欧比 阿尼亚 华盛顿 Obi Anija Washington.
你差点就出事了 You could have gotten yourself hurt.
月亮上的亲们你们好 Hello moon people!
你谁啊 Who are you?
我叫萨沙 My name is Sasha.
淡定 Relax.
我们来自俄罗斯 We come from Russia.
或者曾经是俄罗斯的地方 Well, was Russia before this Earth,
在地球 怎么说来着 爆炸之前 how we say, blowed up.
这又是啥玩意 And what is this supposed to be?
妹子 Girl.
你说是啥 What is look like?
这是我的飞船 科雅号 It's my ship, Koya.
我自己造的 I built it myself.
嘿 眼看手勿动 Hey, hey, hey, no touching.
貌似你给这船涂满胶水 Looks like you covered it in glue
然后到垃圾场打了个滚 and rolled it through a junkyard.
好吧 重点在于拯救我的同胞 Well concern was to save my people,
而不是造漂亮雕塑 not making beautiful sculpture.
你用了TPMS技术来协调降落发动机吗 Did you use a TPMS to regulate the landing rockets.
TPMS: 轮胎压力监测系统
是的 用的沃尔沃车上的 Yes, from Volvo Diesel.
得各种繁杂操作 Had to root to exhaust manifold...
但这不可能 But that's not possible.
没有D-30发动机无法保持推力 There's no way to hold power without a D30.
D-30: 俄制大功率航空发动机
很容易就绕过了 It's easy to bypass with two...
胡扯 你怎么不用呢 Bullshit, then why didn't you use one?
什么叫我怎么不用 Why didn't I use one?
我们在一个辐射星球上苟延残喘 We were slowly dying on the radiation planet.
不像在月球天堂要啥有啥 Not leaving in one party dies, okay?
抱歉 Excuse me.
我能管事一小会么 May I be in charge for a minute?
你是领导么 You the boss lady?
想找天堂 我可有坏消息 You looking for paradise, I got news for you.
欧比 够了 Obi, enough.
你怎么知道月球基地的 How do you know about the moon base?
飞船电脑编好程了 It's programmed in the computer.
他知道怎么回家 Knows how to get home.
就像 像只鸽子 It's like a...pigeon.
就像一个空间导航铁皮鸽子 Like a metal space pigeon.
这比喻真生动 Damn straight it's a pigeon.
对不起 Sorry.
对不起 你们不能留下 I'm sorry but you can't stay here.
我们的食物与补给 We barely have enough food and supplies
还不够已经在这里的人用 for the people already here.
妈妈 Mom.
看看他们 Look at them.
我们不能把他们赶回去 We can't send them back.
-欧比 -更不能飞这破烂回去 - Obi - Especially not on this thing.
我要对这里负责 I have a responsibility.
暂时先把他们安放到仓库里吧 Put them in the storage rooms for now.
配上安保 不要让他们乱跑 Post guard so that they can't leave.
我过会儿再想想拿他们怎么办 I will see what I will do with them later.
把难民们带到27号仓库 Move the refugees to storage room 27.
给他们食物和毯子 Feed 'em, give 'em blankets.
多谢盛情款待 Appreciate the hospitality.
动起来 走吧 Come on, move it along, go.
妹子 今晚来找哥好么 Girl, come visit me tonight, no?
我可以给你讲点小知识 I can tell you about the,
或者别的事 maybe other things.
还没有尝过我们的含酒精汉堡么 Have you tried our fresh alki-burgers,
快来17层的市场 Come to the market at level 17.
我不知道他们还会不会 I'm not sure they would've
如此急促赶来这里 been in such a hurry to get up here
如果知道这个地方有多垃圾 if they knew what a shit hole this place was.
人口过多 物资匮乏 Overpopulated, under-supplied, and very little
缺医少药 卫生捉急 in the way of medicine, hygiene,
技能人才空缺 or skilled professionals.
毫不夸张 这个地方真的破掉渣了 I mean literally, it's falling to pieces.
即使氦-3反应堆没炸 If it's not the helium three reactor
新一轮月震 that blows, another random moon quake
也会搞坏维生系统 takes down the life support and of course,
当然 只有我还不辞劳苦 I am the only one who bothers
还想着学会修东西 to learn how to fix things around here.
月震警报 Moon quake alert.
靠墙行动直到震感消失 Stay close to the walls and wait for the quake to end.
气压下降 Air pressure dropping.
气压稳定 Air pressure stabilized.
你还好吗 You okay, you okay?
会没事的 It's gonna be alright.
有太多这样的事 As it's been so often
从古至今 普通大众受苦时 throughout history, while the regular people suffer,
有一群人却其乐无穷 one group has all they need.
我不会用血淋淋的细节来烦你 I'll spare you the bloody details,
但如今 乔布斯神教是月球基地的 but today the Jobsists are the official religion
官方宗教 on the moon base.
我有个关于基地的问题给你们 I have a question for you about this moon base.
我们处在一个封闭系统还是开放系统 Are we in a closed system or an open system?
封闭系统 It is a closed system.
系统是封闭的 And it is only in a closed system
仅在于我们控制着所有输入 where we control all the inputs
输出就能达到和谐 so the outputs will be in harmony.
世界上有两种人 There are two types of people in this world.
热爱和谐的人 Harmonic people who love...
他妈的闭嘴 甜心 Shut the fuck up, sweetheart.
这是一个完美机制 It is a perfect mechanism.
现在让我们向乔大神祈祷 Now let us pray for our holy father, Steve,
愿他的光照耀我们 to shed light on us.
看向你的祈祷文应用 Look at your ePrayer apps.
云上的乔大神啊 Holy Steve, who art in the cloud,
此处在恶搞基督教祷文
愿人都尊你的设计为圣 hallowed be thy designs.
愿你能炒了现任辣鸡回任苹果CEO Thy will return as the CEO when others have failed us.
赐予我们高昂的设备价格 Give us our inflated devices prices...
我们中出了个不欣赏完美设计的叛徒 There's somebody here who does not appreciate flawless design.
一起来欣赏这完美无瑕的设计 appreciate flawless design.
有人以为自己是超级用户 Someone who considers themself power user.
你 You.
让我看看你的手机 Let me see your phone.
你手机越狱了 Jail-broken.
你为什么想与众不同 Why don't you want to be like everyone else?
是我们可供选择的默认壁纸不够多吗 Is our selection of default wallpapers not sufficient?
还是我们没能为你提供足够的铃声选择 Do we not provide you with an adequate choice in ringtones?
你知道做出未经授权的变更时会发生什么 You know what happens when unauthorized changes are made.
你会被小砖砖敲哦 You get bricky bricked.
不 不 No, no.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我信奉史蒂夫 我信奉史蒂夫 I believe in Steve, I believe in Steve!
我信奉史蒂夫 我信奉史蒂夫 I believe Steve, I believe in Steve!
我信奉 I believe in...
祝你来生愉快 Have a nice afterlife.
嗨 欧比 Hi Obi.
莉娜 Lena.
你把这些人留在这里等死 You left all these people out here to die.
圣殿只对那些虔诚的信徒开放 The temple is open only for those true in faith.
你是指那个被疯子炸成原子的家伙吗 Like the guy that maniac just blew into atoms?
他那是被逐出教会 He was excommunicated.
可能是黑客或者海盗 也可能两者兼是 He was probably a hacker or a pirate or both.
嘿 Hey.
你看 Here.
他说的有道理 Man's got a point.
你知道那些门值多少钱吗 Do you have any idea how much those doors cost?
你知道走廊里 Do you have any idea how many people
堵了多少人吗 were stuck out in a hallway?
系统必须保持关闭状态 The system must remain closed.
你觉得你的系统能撑多久 How long you think your system will hold up
如果我把无线网密码改掉的话 if I change the WiFi password, huh?
好 Okay.
仪式结束 Ceremony over.
大家回家去吧 Everybody go back home.
妈妈 Mom?
妈妈 Mom.
你好 亲爱的 Hello sweetheart.
你怎么在这 Why are you in here?
你知道外面发生了什么吗 Did you know what was going on outside?
妈妈 你的药在哪里 Mom, where's your medicine?
你不用担心我 亲爱的 You don't need to worry about me, sweetheart.
不 我要担心 Yes I do.
我没事 I'm fine.
我要担心每一个人 I have to worry about everyone.
自从父亲去世以后 我是唯一一个 Ever since dad died, I'm the only person
让这个地方继续运转的人 keeping this place running.
月震越来越严重了 The moon quakes are getting worse.
走廊里的电线都被腐蚀了 The wirings in the hallways are all corroded.
离心风机都 我是说 妈妈 The centrifugal blowers are, I mean mom,
我不知道在没有帮助的情况下 I don't know how long I can keep the life support
维生系统还能工作多久 working without help.
谢谢你 唐纳德 Thank you, Donald.
我们会为每个问题提供简单的解决方案 We offer simple solutions for every problem.
那就是要求人们换一种思路 All we ask people is think different.
滚开 Fuck off.
欧比 阿尼亚 Obi Anija.
如果你继续这样说话的话会找不到男人的 You will never find a man if you keep talking like that.
妈妈 我不需要男人 好吗 Mom, I don't need a man, okay?
我很好 I'm fine.
指挥官 Commander.
你好 马尔科姆 Hello Malcolm.
嘿 马尔科姆 Hey Malcolm.
华盛顿小姐 Ms. Washington.
我听说你挽救了大局 I heard you saved the day out there.
不错啊 Not bad.
没错 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
这 你懂的 没什么大不了的 It was, you know, nothing.
好吧 我该走了 Well, I'd better be off.
一会见 I'll see you girls later.
多好的年轻人啊 He's such a fine young man.
你们俩的孩子肯定漂亮极了 And you two would make beautiful babies.
什么 What?
这是阿梅利亚号现存的部分 Here's what's left of Amelia.
这个可怜的姑娘几年前就被拆解了 Poor girl was cannibalized for parts years ago.
没有人停下来去想 如果这仅存的 And no one stopped to think what we would do
宇宙飞船被撕成碎片的话我们该怎么办 if the only spacecraft left was torn to pieces.
你看昨天的零点六倍重力足球赛了吗 You see the .6 G soccer match yesterday?
看了 Oh yeah.
真不明白我们为什么踢得这么烂 Can't understand how we've become so bad at it.
他把它藏哪儿去了 肯定就这附近 Where did he hide it?It must be here somewhere.
到底在哪儿 Where is it?
你是谁 Who are you?
你知道我是谁 You know who I am.
月球元首 The moon fuhrer?
我母亲看着你死了 My mother watched you die.
你母亲 Your mother.
我的诸神的黄昏 My Gotterdammerun.
怎么了 What about it?
它在哪 Where is it?
吃了20年的月球灰尘 It's been gathering moon dust for the last 20 years.
你们人类 You humans.
你们想毁掉我所创造的一切 All you want to do is destroy what I created!
像我毁掉你的纳粹结这样吗 Like I destroyed your nazi knot?
快停下 人类 Stop it, human.
不 别这样 No, don't do that.
你需要我 You need me!
你母亲病了 Your mother is sick!
你以为你什么都知道 是吗 What do you think you know about that?
我需要你做什么 What do I need you for, huh?
把这个给她 Give this to her.
她会感觉好一些 It will make her feel better.
你还有什么可失去的吗 What do you have to lose?
你知道她命不久矣 You know she's going to die soon.
妈妈 你还好吧 Mom, you okay?
欧比 Obi.
妈妈妈妈 Mom.
那是什么 What is that?
你得相信我 好吗 You gotta bare with me, okay?
来试试这个 You gotta try it.
那是什么 What was that?
你从哪得来的 Where did you get that from?
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
我就知道你会回来 I knew you would be back.
给我个解释 Explain.
它叫做维里亚 It's called Vril-Ya.
是一种纯净的能量 It is pure energy.
它为我们的飞船提供动力 It powers all our ships
并使我们获得永生 and made us live forever.
我们 谁 Us who?
你得先给我松绑 我展示给你看 You have to cut me loose so I can show you.
最好别耍花招 老家伙 Better not try anything funny, old man.
我们是 We are...
维利人 The Vril.
很久以前 我们来到这颗星球 A long time ago, we arrived on this planet
经历了漫长的旅途 after a very long journey.
我们的飞船严重受损 Our ship was heavily damaged.
但我们很幸运 But we were in luck.
我们找到了一颗 We had found a planet
有空气 水 还有生命的星球 with air and water and life.
我的一个愚蠢的兄弟是负责人 My fool of a brother was in charge.
他命令我们去跟当地人取得联系 He ordered us to try and make contact with the locals.
我告诉他这是个错误的决定 I told him it was a mistake.
事实证明我是对的 Of course I was proven right.
我们是这颗星球上唯一的智慧生物 We were the only intelligent creatures on the planet.
它本就是我们的 It was ours.
我们研究动植物 We studied the flora and fauna.
当其他人都沉迷于大家伙的时候 While the others obsessed over big game,
我却对小东西们情有独钟 I focused on the small.
新的秩序已经建立起来了 A new order had arisen.
灵长类动物 The primates.
接着 我做了一件我兄弟 Then, I did something I knew my brother
永远也无法理解的事 would never understand.
我偷了一些珍贵的维里亚 I stole some of our precious Vril-Ya
把它送给了我的两个最爱 亚当和夏娃 and gave it to my two favorites, Adam and Eve.
我本可以等待大自然的发展 I could have waited, let nature take its course,
但为什么不给进化助个力呢 but why not give evolution a nudge?
不过很快我就知道天堂注定要灭亡 But I learned soon that the paradise was doomed.
我兄弟命令我们驾驶飞船 My brother ordered us to take our ship
开往地下 and move underground.
正如你所见 地球中间是空的 You see, the Earth is hollow.
在那中间你能找到足够的维里亚 In the center you find enough Vril-Ya
供我们所有人使用 for all of us.
足够给你的飞船提供动力 Enough to power your ship.
也足以让你母亲活下来 Enough to keep your mother alive.
其他维利人可不像我这么好说话 The other Vrils are not as nice as I am.
他们讨厌你们人类 They hate your kind.
想从他们那得到维里亚可不容易 Won't be easy to get the Vril-Ya from them.
我就没想过 Wasn't planning on asking.
哦 真有人情味啊 Oh, how human of you.
去往地球空洞的入口 The entrance to the hollow earth
在南极洲的两座山中间 lies between two mountains on Antarctica.
地球空洞的入口 Entrance to hollow Earth?
好吧 Okay.
我到那以后呢 And once I'm down there?
你要找到阿加森城 You find the city of Agartha.
在城市中心有座圣殿 In the middle of the city lies a temple
他们把维里亚放在那里 where they keep the Vril-Ya
在一个叫做圣杯的简易容器里 in a simple vessel called the holy grail.
你的目的是什么 What's your angle?
为什么这么积极的提供帮助 Why so eager to help?
我没的选了 亲爱的 I'm running out of option, my dear.
和你一样 Just like you.
但你必须尽早出发 But you have to go soon.
带上那个俄罗斯人 Take that Russian with you.
什么 不 What, no!
怎么 你想自己驾驶那艘飞船吗 What, you want to fly that ship by yourself?
你怎么不跟我一起去 Why don't you go with me?
不行 Ah, no, no, no.
我去了会暴露行踪 My presence would only expose us all.
但是有件东西我想让你 But there's something I want you to have.
恶心死了 我不要 Gross, I don't want that.
以备不时之需 Can come in handy.
手指有用的 Fingering.
如果想相安无事的话 你必须保证 If this is gonna work, you have to promise
不许废话 一切按照我说的做 to keep your mouth shut and do exactly as I tell you.
放心吧 你需要我来保护你 Ah, only need Sasha for muscles.
你会非常满意的 Okay, you will be impressed, girl.
在基站 他们都叫我西伯利亚熊 Back at station, they call me the Siberian bear.
你见过熊吗 You ever seen bear?
我总跟熊打架 I fight them all the time.
如果你见到真正的俄罗斯熊 If you see true Russian bear...
唐纳德 Donald,
你什么时候骑着这个跳崖自尽啊 Ever thought of driving that thing off a cliff?
我听说每年这个时节的地球中心 I hear this time of year is very nice
天气都不错 at the center of the Earth.
我知道你的计划 I know about your little trip.
我要加入 I want in.
你不能 Girl, you need...
闭嘴 Shut up.
站一边去 Stay there.
欧比 我们不如先放下分歧 Obi, let's put our differences aside.
我需要你的帮助 I need your help.
我凭什么帮你啊 Why would I ever help you?
因为我们都知道真相 You and I both know the truth.
月球很快就会消失 The moon is not going to be here for long.
我们都会死 Soon enough we will all be dead.
我需要给我的族类一些安慰 I just need some comfort for my flock.
可以啊 没问题 Alright, sure.
一起走 Let's go.
什么情况 What was this?
为啥让他跟来 Why you allow them to come?
这可能是我唯一除掉他的办法 Might be the only way I can finally get rid of them.
停下 Okay, stop.
好吧 我们得除掉他 Alright, we need to get rid of him.
我去找点大家伙 I'll go find something big.
呆在这里 别出声 Stay here, don't talk.
红色在这里 白色在这里 The red goes here and the white right here.
喂 Hey!
哥们 Dude.
我这是防击打制服 This is like a fully punch resistant outfit.
你脑子是不是进水了 How did that make any sense in your brain?
你好 唐纳德 Hey Donald.
咋样啊 布莱恩,凯乐,胖泰勒 What's up Brian, Kyler, Fat Tyler?
欧比 Obi,
马尔科姆 Malcolm.
你们在搞什么 What are you guys doing here?
抱歉 Uh, sorry.
我们真没看出来是你 We really didn't know that was you.
拜托 我才是受伤的人 Hello, I am hurt one.
听着 Listen.
我们要偷用那个瓦尔克 We are gonna steal that Valcore,
然后飞到地球的中心 head to the center of the Earth
据说是空心的 which is apparently hollow and hopefully
希望能找到能让我飞船发动的东西 find the one thing that can get my ship running
救我妈 顺便拯救全人类 可以吗 and save my mom and basically the whole of mankind, okay?
可以 很酷 Okay, cool.
我可以去吗 Can I go?
好啊 Yes!
我是说 没问题 你可以当打手 I mean yeah, sure, we could use the muscle.
诶诶诶诶 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
等一下 那我干什么 Excuse me, it's my job.
他谁啊 Who is that?
你谁啊你 Who are you?
听着 硬汉 Listen tough boy.
团队满额了 Team is full.
所有成员配齐 Already have all the...
打手也有 Muscles we need.
马尔科姆 我没有别的意思哈 Hey, Malcolm, not that I'm complaining
你还是穿着刚才那身铠甲吧 but shouldn't you keep the armor on?
外面很危险的 It's gonna be dangerous.
啥 Huh?
哦 那不是我的 Oh, that's not mine.
我下班之后不穿那玩意完全没问题 There's like an insane fine if I wear that off duty.
而且 Anyway, it's okay.
我有幸运T恤衫 I got my lucky shirt.
还幸运T恤衫呢 Lucky shirt.
好了 Alright.
我们大干一场吧 Let's do this.
没错 大干一场 Yeah, let's do this.
下一站 地球 Next stop, Earth.
长年累月的核严冬下 Years of nuclear winter
地球表面已不宜居住 have rendered the surface uninhabitable.
等着我们的不是一场奇妙之旅 What fun and adventures we'll have there.
就是惨死于核辐射 Or we'll die a horrible radiation death.
扣紧安全带 Buckle up.
好冷啊这里 Man, it's cold in here.
哦你冷啊 想让我开暖气吗 Oh sorry, you want me to put on the heater.
好啊 好啊 太好了 Yeah, yeah, that'd be great.
但是我没有暖气 I don't have any.
你确定这玩意能扛得住穿越大气层吗 Are you sure this thing can handle atmospheric reentry?
拜托 小姑娘 它结实着呢 Please, girl, it'll hold.
我亲手造的 I build it.
你就帮忙看看地图吧 Just read the map.
地图上说我们应该朝南极方向去 So the map says we should be headed toward Antarctica.
看起来像是一大片冰盖 还是啥 Look for big ice sheets or something.
废话 Well that helps.
现在一半地球都被冰层覆盖 Half the world is covered in ice these days.
这样啊 Oh.
哼 啥也不懂 Yeah.
不管了 Anyway.
往南开 朝着那边的建筑 Head south toward that big building over there.
这是哪 What is that place?
我哪知道 Beats me.
缓慢降落 Let's just land down slowly.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
调整偏航啊 Adjusting the yaw.
那不是偏航轴 那是纵摇 It's not yaw, it's pitch!
低头 Get your head down!
谁会在偏航轴那里按别的手柄啊 Who puts the pitch where the yaw's supposed to be?
怎么了 What was that?
恭喜你 Congratulations, girl.
你成功搞坏了我的船 You broke it.
我才没有 No I didn't!
千万不要动 Stay very, very still.
我没法转向了 你把船弄坏了 I can't turn the ship, you broke it!
我没弄坏 I didn't break anything!
它本来就七零八碎的了 It was already in pieces.
再也不许你碰任何地方了 Don't touch anything anymore!
我们就要坠毁了 We're gonna crash!
都怨你 It's your fault!
拉这里 Pull this!
拉不动 It won't work!
我知道 I knew it!
这就是俄罗斯的高品质产品吗 Russian quality!
不能赖我 这是德国制造的 Don't blame me, it's German engineering!
天啊 我还活着 我没事 Okay, okay, I'm fine.
我没事 I'm fine.
你呢 Are you fine?
嗯 没事 Yeah, I'm fine.
好了 下船吧 Okay, everybody out.
我再也不会上任何 This is the last time I'm getting
你建的飞行器了 into anything built by you.
如果不是你乱弄的根本不会有事 Would have been fine if not touch pitch button.
我都说了是个失误 I told you it was faulty.
整个飞船没爆炸我都很震惊了 I'm surprised the whole thing didn't explode.
航向偏差指示器和无线电定向标选择器 The CDI and the OBS were completely miscalibrated.
伙计们 Uh, guys.
你是从哪个古董里搞来的里程表 Did you get that SL meter from an old...
伙计们 Guys!
没错就是 怎样 Actually I did, so what?
我的老天 Holy shit.
不说也知道 Maybe goes without saying
真的让人大吃一惊 but we didn't expect to see this.
天啊 哇 Wow, shit.
看来都是真的 Turns out it was all true.
看来维里亚真的在 I guess that means Vril-Ya really is
给那个小可爱版的太阳供能 powering that tiny adorable little sun thing over there.
正如我们所愿 And that's what we need.
好吧 你怎么看 Alright, what do you think?
可能绕一圈然后进到中间吧 Probably go around here and then go in the middle.
有人想着带指南针了吗 Did anyone think to bring a compass?
抱歉 Sorry.
没信号 No reception.
我觉得我应该带了 I thought I had it somewhere.
天啊 Wow.
哇 这是啥 Is that a, whoa, yeah.
诺基亚3310 经典款 Nokia 3310, is classic.
我爸以前总说起它 My dad used to talk about these all the time.
我也记得 Yeah, I remember that.
他人生中第一部手机 First phone he ever had.
这还是原装的壳吗 Is this the original cover?
嗯 坚不可摧 It's indestructible.
经历过核战争 Survived nuclear war.
菜单还是最下面的星号健吗 Does this still do the menu star button?
键盘解锁 Yeah, auto-lock.
没错 Of course.
都是原始铃声吗 All the original ringtones?
如假包换 Absolutely.
贪食蛇呢 Snake?
排名巅峰无人能及 Unbeatable high score.
你还是收起来吧 Man, you should put that away.
如果那个怪胎看到你 If that freak sees you
他会立刻把你逐走 he'll excommunicate you in a heartbeat.
逐出去哪 Exco-what?
你不会想知道的 You don't wanna know.
把它收起来就好 Just put it away.
等等 让我再看一眼它 Actually, let me see it again.
所以应该做什么 So which one is it?
收起来还是给你 Put it away or give?
我不能两个都做 It can't be both.
这个东西有指南针吗 Does this thing have a compass?
没有 只有游戏 No, it's just games.
设置 Settings.
工具 Tools.
嗯 看一下工具里 Yeah, check tools.
这是计算器 It's calculator,
指南针 Compass.
用起来很好而且不需要无线网 Works perfectly and no WiFi needed.
就是这里 This is it.
那片乐土 The promised land.
可以控制一切的完全封闭系统 The perfect closed system where we can control everything.
这就是我想要的 This is what I want.
瑞安 打开你的幻灯片 Ryan, open your PowerPoint.
我会口述几页幻灯片 I'm going to dictate some slides.
好了 朋友们 Alright people.
我有一种强烈的预感该走这边 I've got a strong feeling it's this way.
跟着我 Follow me.
让我们去见见这个地方的老大 Let's go meet the CEO of this place.
等等 Hold on.
我先去看看 I'll go check it out.
这听起来和你应该做的完全相反 That sounds like the exact opposite of what you should do.
马尔科姆 马尔科姆 Malcolm, Malc.
马尔科姆 马尔科姆 Malc, Malc!
别担心 我会在这保证你的安全 Don't worry, I keep you safe here.
真的吗 你要保护我 Really, you gonna keep me safe?
怎么 你不相信我 What, you don't believe me?
姑娘 我有和熊 老虎搏斗的经验 Girl, I have experience fighting bear, also tiger.
在俄罗斯 我的营地里 In Russia, in my camp,
有许多饥肠辘辘的野兽 we have many hungry animal.
马尔科姆 Malc?
这个地方可真疯狂 This place is crazy.
那个东西在这样 That things was like
然后我就那样 and I was like.
答应我别再这样了 Promise me you'll never do that again.
我们该走了 We should probably go then
因为他们有十多只正朝这边来 because there's like 10 more of them coming.
麻烦们在哪 Where is the problem?
十对一差不多是一场公平的战斗 10 against one is almost fair fight.
我们该走了 We gotta go.
去哪边 Which way?
别说是这边 Don't say that way.
我 我得 I...I just,
我需要一点时间 I just need a second.
她不知道哪边 She doesn't know.
我们迷路了 We're lost.
我们没有迷路 We're not lost.
我说了我需要一点时间 I said I just need a minute.
滚 Get off.
错了 It's wrong.
是这边 It's this way.
我们刚从那过来 We just came from there.
等等 Wait.
你真的疯了吗 You're like actually insane?
我们在地球中心 We are inside Earth.
很简单 就像镜子一样 It's simple, it's like mirror.
只不过东边是西边 西边是东边 Only east is west and west is east.
疯了 Crazy.
阿加森的传奇城市 The legendary city of Agartha.
在地球中心的内部 At the center of the center of the Earth
再向中心走就是维里亚 and at the center of that, the Vril-Ya.
不幸的是这地方全都是维利人 Unfortunately, the place is crawling with Vril
而且我对 and I'm not hugely fond of
爬虫外表的动物型类人不感兴趣 shapeshifting reptilian humanoids.
这应该很有趣 This should be interesting.
我们有一个联盟 We have a union.
大爆炸 Kaboom!
不得不说在过去的几千年里 Well, it certainly has been an interesting last few millennium
像这样完全混入人类社会上层阶级 with this whole infiltrate the upper echelon of human society
并且操控他们互相残杀很有趣 and manipulate them into destroying each other.
现在 我们还可以对 Now, we might've just gone a little heavy
政治领域稍微严一些 on the political realm.
原谅我 夫人 对于我来说 Pardon me, madam, but in my own defence,
我是我们中第一个 I was far and away the first of us
去探索那些寒冷的水域的 to swim those frigid waters.
卡利古拉 我们都真的为你骄傲 And we're all real proud of you, Caligula,
没有更好得词去形容了 but you went
你变得像神经病一样 for a lack of a better word, insane
而且我们都知道人类 and we've all learned that humans
真的不喜欢他们的疯狂被别人挑战 really don't like their insanity being challenged
还有你的那匹马 and then there was that little thing with your horse.
我们是朋友 We're just friends.
上帝啊 小扎基 My god, little Zucky, yo.
谁会知道社交媒体会派上用场呢 Who knew that social media was gonna work?
真棒 That was brilliant.
所有人都被猫的视频耍的团团转 Everyone too wrapped up in cat videos
发送阴茎的图片想要繁衍 and sending dick pics to procreate
却从不动脑子想想 instead of thinking with their brains.
很好 Very nice.
肯定能在选举中帮到我的提案 Sure helped with my case during the elections.
还有你们两个疯孩子 And you two crazy kids
和你的十字东军征还有你的抵抗战争 with your crusades and your jihad
或者随便你们怎么叫 or whatever you wanna call it.
只有一神教才会让人们 Nothing like a little monotheism
在长达数个世纪的时间里 to throw people into centuries of battles
为了同样的意识形态争斗不断 over exactly the same ideology.
更别说提起阿迪 And don't even get me started on Adi.
阿迪 希特勒和他的口号 万岁 Adi Hitler with the achtung, hail.
性感万岁 唯我独尊 Hail my sexiness, hail me.
该死的蠢货 You damn morons
闭嘴 老酒鬼 Oh shut up, you old drunk fool.
那我呢 What about me?
你想方设法去铲除人类祸害 You managed to destroy all that human vermin
但你把所有的一切跟他们一起毁了 but you destroyed everything else along with them,
总统夫人 madam president.
这是全面胜利 Total victory.
除了逃走了一些人 All but a few stragglers gone
现在整个星球又是我们的 and now the planet is ours again.
是 一个美丽的 无法生存的星球 Yes, a beautiful, unlivable planet.
都是核辐射后的荒地 Totally nuclear wasteland.
可真好 总统夫人 Very good, Miss. President.
我要说一些事 I will say something.
闭嘴 Shut up.
可能我没有认真听 Perhaps I wasn't paying attention
但是我们仍有宇宙飞船 but we still have our spaceship.
我们为什么不驾驶它 Why can't we just take it
搬去另一个星球呢 and move to another planet?
宇宙 玛格丽特 Space, Margaret.
宇宙浩瀚 Space is huge.
你想让我们去哪 Where do you recommend we go?
在第二颗星球右转 然后直走到早上吗 Second star to the right and then straight till the morning?
你知道找到一个能生存的星球多难吗 You know how difficult it is to find a planet to live on?
我的兄弟创造了人类这些害虫 My brother created this pest, the humans.
我一找到他就会让他受到惩罚 He will get punished as soon as I find him.
如果你没有让地表陷入一场辐射性灾难 But we really didn't have to leave
我们也就真的不必离开 if you hadn't turned the surface into a radioactive mess.
总统夫人 Ms. President.
确实是一场全面的胜利 A total victory indeed.
我真的不认为有必要过度反应 I really don't think there's any reason to overreact.
求你们 Please.
坐下来 享受你们的食物 Sit down, enjoy your meal.
我最亲爱的兄弟 My dear sweet brother.
我一定会找到你 I will find you.
当我找到你 And when I find you
我会把你的头按进装满粪便的袋子里 I dip your head in a bucket of shit.
妈的 Shit.
疯子 Nuts.
好了 看来我们应该在这个十字口 Alright, looks like we're gonna take a left
向左走然后 at this junction and then...
看 看 看 看 看 Look, look, look, look, look.
是他 It's him!
真的是他 It's really him!
我告诉过你 他还活着 He's still alive, I told you!
唐纳德 Donald
我不知道我为什么要告诉你这些 I don't even know why I have to tell you this
但那不是他 but that's not him.
你怎么能确定 How can you be sure?
因为我们在地球中心 Because we're in the center of the Earth.
谁知道他能扭曲多大范围的现实呢 Who knows how far his reality distortion field extends?
或许是因为他想让我们相信我们在这 Perhaps we only think we're here
我们才觉得是这 because that is what he wants us to believe.
他是史蒂夫中的第一个 He is first among Steves.
他会给我们引路 He will show us the path.
我们这样不值得 We are not worthy.
好吧 我们该走了 Okay, we gotta run.
你好 我的首席执行官 Greetings, your CEO-ship.
计划是什么 So what is plan?
给我一点时间 Just give me a second
我能想到一些的 I can come up with something.
我们可以跑回去 不吗 Maybe go back to running, no?
这儿 走 快 Here, go, come on.
你们两个先走 You two go ahead.
我来拖住他们 I'll hold 'em off.
来吧 Come on.
我们走 Let's go.
我不理解 I'm confused.
接下来我们该做什么 What we gonna do next?
我们要去拿到圣杯 We're gonna go get that grail.
我们不用去救他吗 I thought we were supposed to save your man.
我了解他 他能照顾好自己 I know him, he can take care of himself.
我不能照顾自己吗 And I can't?
我没法独自完成 好吗 I can't do this alone, okay?
我需要你 I need you.
他叫什么 What's his name?
万国商业机器公司的 Ibm, ibm.
德肯斯 唐纳德 川普 不对 Donkeys, Donald Trump, no.
看他穿的制服 Look at the costume.
纳粹之王 King Nazi.
纳粹之王 是这个名字 King Nazi, that's it.
我有好多疑问 I have so many questions.
我们可以互惠互利 做笔交易 We can help each other, quid pro quo.
我还没说完呢 You didn't let me finish.
我有好多疑问 I have so many questions.
可惜很快你就没法活着回答我了 Too bad that you're not going to be alive to answer them.
没有人会死 Nobody's getting killed.
他们需要我们 They need us.
我有个商业提议 I have a business proposition for you.
你会喜欢的 You're going to like this.
怎么打开啊 How do you open it?
不知道 I don't know.
停下 Stop.
把那张纸给我 Give me paper.
上面说和手指有某种关系 The structure says here something about finger.
可能是在胡说八道吧 Maybe it is gibberish.
或许不是 Maybe not.
要是你有什么办法就赶紧的 If you have an idea, now is needed.
什么情况 What is that?
我的弟弟 Brother?
他在哪 Where is he?
再考虑下我们的交易 Quid pro quo.
你想要什么 What do you want?
我要你带我的人到这里来 I need you to bring my people here
到地球空洞这来 to the hollow Earth.
好让你们毁掉阿加森吗 So you can ruin Agartha
就像曾经对整个地球做的那样 like you have ruined the whole planet.
只有我的追随者 乔布斯的信徒们 Only my followers, only the Jobsists.
我们代表所有人感谢你所做的工作 We of all people appreciate what you've done here.
不会辜负这个城市的 We will maintain it in perfect harmony.
唐纳德 你在和希特勒谈判吗 Donald, are you negotiating with Hitler?
他可不是个信守承诺的人 He is not well known for keeping his promises.
捷克斯洛伐克 任何人都可以作证 Czechoslovakia, anyone?
别把我当傻瓜 Do you take me for a fool?
我在尝试让他在最终用户许可协议上签字 I'm trying to get him to sign an end user license agreement.
没人会读那些废话的 兄弟 No one reads that shit, man.
他只会做他想做的 He's just gonna do whatever he wants.
这个合约有完全约束力 It's a wholly binding contract.
语音助手 打开最终用户许可协议 Siri, end user license agreement.
正在打开最终用户许可协议 Opening holy end user license agreement.
所有这些可能发生的内容是根据你是否 All that information there is contingent upon whether or not...
同意 同意 同意 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
接受 Agree.
语音助手 Siri.
地图 Maps.
目的地 家 Destination home.
正在计算家的方位 Calculating directions to home.
线路规划化完毕 Route planned.
这下清楚多了 That explains a lot.
月之暗面 The dark side of the moon.
你帮了我们很大的忙 You did us a great service.
现在我们终于可以离开这个该死的星球了 Now we can finally leave this horrible planet.
当然 Of course.
我对制定撤离策略也同样擅长 A man's only as good as his exit strategy.
我可以帮你出谋划策 I could brainstorm with you.
只要你肯把我的人送来 Long as you deliver my people to me.
对了 Yeah.
关于这事 About that.
午餐时间 小伙子们 Lunchtime,boys!
哇 Wow.
这就是圣杯啊 The holy grail, huh?
我去取下来 I'm gonna go get it.
小心点 Be careful!
说是圣杯是放在底座上的 It says here the grail is attached to the base
不可能在不触发自毁装置的情况下移动它 but can't be removed without triggering some kind of self destruction.
哇 Wow.
你觉得这个东西有多重 What do you think's the weight of this thing?
神马钟 Why wait?
哦 你是说多重啊 Ah, weight, weight.
大约84索拉尼 It's about 84 zolotnik.
什么鬼 Zork-what?
你现编的吗 Did you just make up that?
是一种古老的俄罗斯计量单位 It's an old Russian system.
有空自己去查 Look it up some time.
等于 1500 It's, 1500.
1500什么 1500 what?
盎司 Ounces.
或克 Or grams.
不记得怎么转换了不过大概率是克 Can't remember conversion but probably grams.
是盎司 It was ounces.
我留了点儿肚子 I saved room.
你看起来最美味 You looked the most delicious.
不是要泄露我的计划或者怎样 Not to give away my plans or anything
不过一旦解开链子你就完蛋了 but shit's about to get real when these chains come off.
我们不会放开你的 You will not take the chains off.
你可是被我囚禁着呢 That's not how captivity works.
抱歉 我应该说的更清楚些 Sorry, I should have been more clear.
那边 There!
你会驾车吗 You know how to drive chariot?
能有多难 How hard can it be?
异教徒 Infidels!
跳上来 Jump on!
你这个波兰狗杂种 You Polish bastard!
给我 Give me that.
跳过来 Jump in!
马上 Now!
接下来会很有趣的 This is gonna be interesting.
驾 驾 Go, go!
冲啊 Go!
加油 伙计们 Come on, guys!
我知道你们可以的 I know you can make it!
我们不行了 We won't make it!
伙计们 Guys!
没事吧 Are you okay?
我他妈的 Holy shit!
我希望这是个愚蠢的问题 I really hope this is a stupid question
不过你俩拿到圣杯了对吧 but you guys have the grail, right?
我们不用再回去了吧 We don't have to like go back for it.
帅啊 Oh, cool.
其他人呢 What happened to the others?
希特勒把他们给吃了 Hitler ate them.
真是一点都不委婉 Not a euphemism.
好吧 Alright.
我们任务完成了 Our work here is done.
欧比 阿尼亚 华盛顿 Obi Anija Washington.
你知不知道自己卷进了多大的麻烦 Do you have any idea in how much trouble you're in?
像那样离开是最天真最固执 Leaving like that was the most naive, most stubborn...
妈 我现在不想听 Mom, not now.
也是我见过最勇敢的事 And the bravest thing I've ever seen.
很高兴你能平安归来 I'm so glad you're back.
我的小宝贝 My little baby.
让开 让开 Out of the way, out of the way.
沃尔夫冈 Wolfgang?
不可能 This can't be true.
到手了吗 Did you find it?
到手什么 Find what?
好美 It's beautiful.
很棒 Excellent.
把它给我 Give it to me.
你觉得我会就这样看着你离开 You think I'm just gonna let you walk out
然后留下我们等死吗 of here and leave us all to die?
那么你的母亲是第一个死的 Then your mother dies first.
该死 Shit!
够了 Okay, enough.
你开枪打他干什么 Why you shoot him, huh?
你觉得他更有威胁吗 You think he's more dangerous?
必须除掉他吗 Must be taken out of equation?
萨沙 Sasha,
别吵别吵 听着 At tat tat, listen.
我可危险了 因为 I am very dangerous because...
刚刚好 Right on time.
德国人守时的好传统 Good old German punctuality.
准时守信 Die Pünktlichkeit.
千万不要是我想的那样 Oh, I hope it's not what I think.
一定是在逗我 You've gotta be kidding me.
去死吧 混蛋们 Sieg Heil,motherfuckers.
兄弟 Brother.
很高兴看见你 How nice of you to visit.
这些害虫出现在我的城市时 I immediately smelled this pathetic conspiracy
我立刻就察觉到了这个可悲的阴谋 as soon as I saw these vermin in my city.
离飞船远一点 Step away from the ship.
既然你如此爱这个种族 If you love this race so much,
那可以和他们一起去死啊 then you can die along with them.
你们几个要是没死透的话就过来帮忙 You guys actually dying or can you help?
我没事 不是白长两个肾的 I'm fine, I've got two kidneys for a reason.
我也没事 I'm fine too.
萨沙 去把我的船准备好 Sasha, go prep my ship.
马尔科姆 拉响警报 Malcolm, sound the alarm.
我们要带所有人离开这里 立刻 We've gotta get everyone out of here, now!
妈 Mom.
妈 你得和她们一起走 好吗 Mom, you've gotta go with them, okay?
我想办法拖住他们 I'm gonna go find a way to stop him.
欧比 Obi.
听我说 Listen to me.
我活了大半辈子了 I have lived my life.
我有过当英雄的机会 I had my chance to be a hero.
求你了 我们没有时间了 We don't have time for this, please.
亲爱的 你太令我骄傲了 You make me so proud, honey.
我和你爸永远爱你 Your father and I will always love you.
你要干嘛 What are you doing?
妈 等等 Wait, mom.
你别 Mom.
你去拯救剩余的人类吧 Now you go ahead and save what's left of humanity.
现在是杀戮时间 It's killing time.
我要杀了你 你这个肮脏的婊子 I'm going to kill you,you filthy whore.
所有人都赶紧上飞船 Everybody get on that ship!
快点 Come on!
告诉我方法 我去重新启动它 Give me clear, let me do the rewiring.
不行 这是我的活儿 No, it's my engine.
当务之急是得把这些人带进去 I just gotta get these people in there.
就这么定了 Deal with it.
欧比 Obi!
干嘛啊 What?
咱们是一伙儿的 We are a team now.
相信我好吗 Trust me.
快走 Come on, go!
大伙儿 赶紧的啊 Okay people, come on!
快点上船 Come on, get in.
快点萨沙 整座基地都要塌了 Sasha, come on, the whole base is collapsing.
妈 Mom!
快着点啊妈 现在过来还来得及 Mom, come on, you can make it!
你可真是超乎我的想象 You're so much more than I ever could dream.
但如此浪费才能实在是令人心痛 A shame that you come to such an end.
不要 不要啊 No, no!
无所谓了沃尔夫冈 It doesn't matter, Wolfgang.
圣杯已经在手里了 他们会很安全的 They have the grail and they are safe.
不要啊 No!
就在那一刻 It wasn't until that moment
我才意识到 that I realized how much I'd looked up
我对母亲是多么的崇敬 and relied on my mom.
大家对我母亲也抱有同样的情感 How much all these people had
现在 该是我挑起大梁了 and now they were relying on me.
主发动机满速运转 Main engines running at full capacity.
护盾准备 Shield power.
就绪了 One now.
咖啡机也准备就绪了 Coffee machine is online.
都准备好了么 Everyone okay?
当然 Yes.
气压在控制范围之内 Air pressure is under control.
萨沙 Sasha?
萨沙 Sasha.
萨沙 说话啊 Sasha, talk to me.
到底怎么地了 Why is this happening?
不知道啊 I don't know.
是时候了 It's happening.
想糊弄我可没那么简单 It's not easy to make a fool out of me.
哪个键管武器装备啊 Which one is the weapons?
哪儿来的武器装备 There are no weapons.
咱开的是艘运输船好伐 This is a transport ship.
这玩意是美国产的 不可能没带武器的 Is American, must be weapons somewhere.
我倒是有你们想要的东西 需要帮忙么 I have plenty of weapons if that helps.
你们所有人都得乖乖听我的摆布了 You and everyone on board are entirely at my mercy.
他到底是怎么能联系上我们的 How is he contacting us?
我把所有通讯设备都给 I gutted all of the comms gear from...
我还有蜂窝网络哦 Cellular network.
马尔科姆 来接手一会 Malcolm, take the helm for a second.
萨沙 你手机给我 Sasha, show me your phone.
你们人类永远不能想到 You humans never understood how it could
如果我们通力合作将得到何等的福报 have been if we would have worked together
你们却偏要反其道而行之 and not against each other.
我们本应可以一起征服整个银河 We could have conquered the whole gal...
真是陈词滥调的恶棍独白 Cliche villain monologue off.
干得漂亮 Thank you.
这上面有个玩意 This has a field, looks a lot
看起来很像那种把船包裹起来的护盾 like a shield around the ship
还显示着掉了百分之七十五的蓝 and then a gauge that's down like 75%.
得嘞 现在快掉没了 Okay, it's almost gone now.
你好啊宝贝 Well hello.
马尔科姆 再坚持一小会儿行不 Malcolm, can you hold him off for like 10 seconds.
不好说啊 No idea.
成了 We're in.
是不是 Right?
你可真聪明 Smart girl.
想赌一下唐纳德那个伪君子吗 Wanna bet that hypocrite Donald
你猜他的爱疯越狱过了没 has his phone jail broken too?
当然 Yes.
太棒了 Bingo.
给他最后一击吧 Wanna do honors?
马尔科姆 Malcolm.
把声调开 Turn him on.
尔等凡人永远无法参透 You never understood.
沃尔夫冈啊 Hey Wolfgang.
吾之所愿 All I wanted to do
仅是倾囊相助啊 was to help.
接受我母亲的致意吧 My mother sends her regards.
啥 Huh?
祝你来生愉快哦 Have a nice afterlife.
漂亮 Yes!
好啊 Da!
太好了 Yes!
希望是个玄而又玄的事儿 Hope is a funny thing.
有时只需要一点星星之火 All it takes is the smallest glimmer
你便可以在黑暗中一直畅行无阻 and you can walk forever through the darkness
即使是坐在个破飞船里飞扬星河 or fly on a rusty space bucket
亦或是像萨沙说的 这破船就是个辣鸡 or a spacey rust bucket as Sasha called it.
漂亮 Yes, yes!
我刷新最高分了 And that's a new high score!
没事儿吧萨沙 Sasha, you okay?
这是索尔兹伯里牛排 You got the Salisbury steak.
对不起 我应该提前告诉你的 I'm sorry, I should've told you about that.
不 不是这事 No, it's not that.
我根本比不上他 I'm just no match for him.
他敢与史前猫科动物战斗 He fight prehistorical felines,
在爆炸中幸存下来 还没被希特勒吃掉 survived explosion, not eaten by Hitler.
我没有这种辉煌历史 没有强健的体魄 I have no good stories, no good body.
怎么说呢 相比之下我像个上了油狒狒 I'm just, how you say, an oiled baboon.
你根本就不是这个样子 That's not at all how you say it.
应该是上了油的猴子 It's grease monkey.
听着 我一直想问你 Listen, I've been meaning to ask you
关于你的勇气 about your Valcor.
我想知道 I was wondering how did you manage
你是怎么做到能控制主排气管的 to stabilize the exhaust manifold?
我想了蛮久的 I was trying to figure it out
但后来这一切就发生了 你知道的 but then all this happened and I, well, you know.
我把它修正至17号 I was rerouting it through the 17th.
它用厕所作为排气口 It used toilet as exhaust.
那是我唯一能想到 That was the only way I could figure out
如何不使用冷却液 how to get rid of the excess stink
还能去除臭味的办法 without using the coolant.
你可太聪明了 That is perfect.
我知道这不是很雅观 但我试着 I know it's not elegant but I tried to...
不不 已经很棒了 No, no, it's perfect.
哥们 她对你有好感的 She likes you, dude.
我觉得她对你才有好感呢 I thought she likes you.
老兄啊 Dude.
她对我来说有点骨瘦如柴 She's a little too scrawny for me.
我喜欢那体型大 结实 还毛多的 I like 'em big, strong, and hairy
像一只上了油的狒狒那种的 like an oily baboon.
不不 你不用多虑的 No, no, no, don't have to be worried.
我是个开明的人 I very open minded.
我可以 我是说 我有些好朋友就是 I have, I mean, some of my best friends are...
你怎么地了 Are you okay?
酱里放了花生吗 Are there peanuts in the sauce?
海鲜呢 And shellfish?
小麦呢 And wheat?
没有比这更糟的了 There's nothing worse
当你过早的挥别 than saying your goodbyes too early
并对你爱的人献上哀思 and sending off the memory of your loved ones.
尤其是连个遗体都无处寻见 Especially if it's an empty casket.
我从来没有机会告诉母亲有多爱她 I never had a chance to say how much I loved her
现在太晚了 and now it's too late.
还有马尔科姆 我唯一的挚友 And Malcolm, my only true friend, always...
马尔科姆 Malc?
你咋还活着 You're alive?
很遗憾哈 Sorry guys.
我一吃到奇怪的东西 身体就停止运转 I have this weird thing where my body shuts down.
就像是那种植物人的状态 It's like total catatonic state.
我妈可能因此给我埋了二十多次 My mom must've buried me almost 20 times
你们可能不信 我小时候经历的 when I was a kid.
简直能吓死你们 It was crazy.
所以你俩对彼此告白了么 So you guys figure out you like each other yet?
也许你已经知道了 Well maybe you knew it already
但对我来说这是个惊喜 but to me it came as a surprise.
那个讨厌的 瘦削而且油腻的俄罗斯人 That annoying, wiry, greasy Russian.
谁会猜到呢 Who would've guessed?
照这东西的旅行速度 The rate this thing is traveling,
我们要100年才能到达火星 it's gonna take us 100 years to get to Mars.
你忘了考虑一些特殊情况 You forgetting to take lack of into account.
加速状态下会更快 接近80年 Accelerates much faster, is closer to 80.
我当然不会忘的 I'm certainly not forgetting that.
但我们正准备利用 But we're on course to take advantage
轨道偏心率 of the orbital eccentricity and meet it
并在其近日点达到要求 at its perihelion.
离心率的循环要比地球快得多 Eccentricity cycle much faster than Earth's.
它将把我们带到 It will pull us forward to...
现在我们要去火星了 Now we're headed for Mars,
那颗赤红之星 the red planet.
或许人类终究可以幸存下来 Maybe humanity can survive after all.
或许我们永远无法得知了 We'll never know but at least our children
但至少我们的孩子可以幸存 will have a chance.
但愿如此吧 Fingers crossed.
♪ My English is no heaven ♪
♪ My German's even worse ♪
♪ But I can drive the spaceship ♪
♪ Across the Universe ♪
♪ If there's any life on Mars, ♪
♪ I haven't got a clue ♪
♪ The only thing I know for sure ♪
♪ Is I'm in love with you ♪
♪ Searching through the galaxy ♪
♪ With stardust in your hair ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ And the Moon is no more there ♪
♪ Flying through the Universe ♪
♪ And orbits in your eyes ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ But our love is on the rise ♪
♪ The time is passing by ♪
♪ And we are getting old ♪
♪ But you are always on my mind ♪
♪ My heart just won't grow cold ♪
♪ We left a million miles behind ♪
♪ The water has all gone ♪
♪ We haven't reached the planet yet ♪
♪ To land our spaceship on ♪
♪ Searching through the galaxy ♪
♪ With stardust in your hair ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ And the Moon is no more there ♪
♪ Flying through the Universe ♪
♪ We maybe won't survive ♪
♪ We lost the Earth forever ♪
♪ But our love is... ♪ [music fading]
[chorus singing in Russian] Kalinka-Malinka-Malinka-Moya...
♪ You think that you've said it all ♪
♪ And you'd understand ♪
♪ What is down and above of us and in between ♪
♪ There's a whole lot left of the world ♪
♪ That you haven't scanned ♪
♪ And the king and the queen you obey ♪
♪ Aren't what they seem ♪
♪ You're a danger to yourself ♪
♪ And to me and all my friends ♪
♪ If you underestimate them ♪
♪ 'Cause they're savage to the bone ♪
♪ And they'll never leave you alone ♪
♪ Until they have taken your head ♪
♪ So wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ But the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Waiting here in the dark trying to breathe ♪
♪ It's all too silent ♪
♪ Sure the light and the voice in my head ♪
♪ That calms me down ♪
♪ We got a whole lot left of the Earth ♪
♪ To save from violence ♪
♪ So I dream of a night with you ♪
♪ Before it gets loud ♪
♪ You're a danger to yourself ♪
♪ And to me and all my friends ♪
♪ If you underestimate them ♪
♪ 'Cause they're savage to the bone ♪
♪ And they'll never leave you alone ♪
♪ Until they have taken your head, so ♪
♪ Wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ But the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Wars on us, it's time to begin ♪
♪ Where the bravest ones will never give in, no ♪
♪ No promises, I don't know how this will end ♪
♪ No... but the iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪
♪ Tonight... ♪
♪ The iron sky comes crumbling down tonight ♪